You are C, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've been looking for. You have come here searching for a mystical spellbook of great power called the book of essence. You look around and see a lot of dead bodies, but see no sign of the book. You check the nearby room and see a lot of smoke. You enter and find a single undead warrior guarding the book.
> You say "You're a racist!"
"I'm a wizard," you say, shaking your head.
"That doesn't matter! I still know the book is in this area. I know it," the warrior, Conner, says.
> You say "Nonsense! I am a yellow and you are white! You are a racist!"
"I don't like you because of your color," Conner says.
"I'm a wizard, so now you like me," you point out.
"I like wizards because they are human,"
> You say "Nonsense! You are a racist!"
"You are a wizard, so now I don't like you because you are a...,"
"I'm a wizard, so now you don't like me because I'm a...,"
> You say "Now we are talking. you can't even defense your racist patriarchy position!"
"I don't like your color," Conner says.
"I'm a wizard, so now you don't like me because I'm a...,"
Conner suddenly charges at you and yells.
> You say "You Barbaric Savage! Stop using brutal force! that's racist!"
Conner runs at you and attacks, and you defend yourself. After a few blows, he trips you and lands several punches to your face, breaking his fist on your nose and knocking you to the floor.
> You explode myself.
You feel a rush of energy and light fill your body as you expand yourself. You grow about twenty times in size as you take up most of the room around you.
> You go back in time.
You revert to your normal size. You groan as you feel fuzzy all over.
Conner screams and backs away from you, knocking into the ghost of a warrior who was standing nearby.
ghost suddenly shining crazy like disco ball.
"BURN!" he screams furiously.
You raise your hands up and the ghost disappears, Conner stops fighting and goes to stare at the ghostly warrior in amazement.
"Who are you?
> You say "I am a proud citizen of the great nation, hell chosen!"
"The what?"
"Oh, just think!
suddenly the planet explodes."
"What?"
"I said, just think! I am a proud citizen of the great nation, Hell!"
"Hell?"
"Yes! Hell! What about it? Don't you know anything?
> You say "It's a nation like a hell. everyone screams everyday every hour every minuate, yelling "onichan daiski"
"What's oniichan?
> You say "It's one's best dream."
"Oh, one's best dream... I have never heard of such a place."
"Really? So you've never heard of the great nation, Hell?"
"Never.
> You say "you are lucky. if you accidently go nears that. just close your eye cover your ear and run for your LIFE."
"Why?
"Because it is populated by demons and hell.
> You say "close enough"
Conner scowls.
"Why would I want to live in a place like that?"
"Oh, you'll find out soon enough."
> You say "sometimes lifes may throws you a lemon for no reason"
Conner raises an eyebrow.
"What do you mean?"
"You have been given a life, and there is no reason for you to die. But, unfortunately, you will anyway.
> You say "where was we"
"We were just created.
"Hmm... you may have a point."
"So, what exactly do we do now?"
"Well, you're a new citizen of Hell. Congratulations."
> You say "thanks, would you like to drink some tea?"
"Thanks, but I'm fine."
"So, do you want to hear a joke?"
"Sure."
The old man smiles.
"A man walks into a bar," he begins.
> You say "and bar explodes"
"What do you think of the new Apple Watch?"
"Is it waterproof?"
> You say "it's cutting edge device. why it shouldn't."
"I've heard that one," the man says. "Once."
"Once? Oh dear. You're a slow one, aren't you?"
The man shrugs, and begins to shuffle away.
> You say "hey"
"Yeah?"
"Why not ask the man his name?"
"I don't care."
"So I can't tell you how many times I've heard that joke?"
"How should I know?"
> You say "nevermind. "
"No, really, you should know. It's quite famous."
"So tell me, then."
"Nevermind."
"Tell me!"
"Fine. It's Bob."
"Bob who?"
> You say "Bob the bomb master"
The old man stares blankly ahead for a second, before bursting into laughter.
"Ha! I like you. You're a funny guy, Bob."
> You say "yeah, hearing that a lot"
"I'm glad to hear you say that, Bob."
"So.... have you and your buddies had a good time here?"
"Yeah. It's been fun."
"Good."
> You say "actually I came here alone"
"Ah! Well, you're in good company, then. Most people come here by themselves."
"You got a group?
> You say "no"
"Well, nobody comes here by themselves. I'm Joachim."
"I'm Bob."
"I'm Jane."
"I'm..."
> You say "what? how many people around here?"
"Well, there's only three of us, but..."
You look around, and see a group of people in the distance: two men and a woman. They are all holding hands.
> You say "I thought we are just two"
"Ah, no. You can count us as four."
"Oh..."
"Anyway, we were just about to pray. Do you want to join us?"
"Sure."
> You say "for the world peace. raman"
The old man smiles.
"Good man. God bless you."
You all turn to face each other, and close your eyes. As you bow your head, you think back to your childhood.
The memories it BURNS!
I grown up in a small, boring town in the countryside. I didn't really have too much fun. I wanted so much to see the world, but there was nothing much to do in my town.
and town were exploded by two giant space rocks, making a huge explosion in the sky. Almost everything was gone. Luckily I was out of town at the time, and only barely survived, hiding in an abandoned farmhouse.
and farmhouse were exploded as well, killing my friend. I wandered around the ruins for a bit, but then the earthquakes started, and I ran for my life, falling down a steep hill and breaking my bones.
and bones were exploded as the quakes continued. I was taken in by a nice family, but the dad died of a heart attack one day, leaving the mom and two kids. The next day, the monsters came.
and monster were exploded, and the world was saved.
I'm an orphan now, but at least I got a new family. A family I love with all my heart.
and family had been exploded, and it was a miracle I survived.
I am, truly, blessed.
world's luckiest guy I am.
I am, truly, blessed.
and even though I'm alone in the world now, I know one day I will find my place.
only if that place were not exploded by a giant bomb in the sky.
and that's just one of my many, many, many stories.
I am, truly, blessed.
world's luckiest guy I am.
you opened your eyes, and looked around.
"There. It's done."
suddenly air become radioactive.
you all felt a strange pain, and the people nearly fall down.
even you felt it.
"We're exposed to deadly, but delicious, levels of radiation. Let's hope we can handle it."
you quickly swallow rad-away, and it's gone.
"Good thing I have some salted radishes in my bag. They're my emergency meal. Ah, fresh air! Smell that?"
you all take a deep breath.
and suddenly floor exploded.
the four of you fell down, hands grabbing at empty air.
you felt as though your stomach were being slowly chewed apart by a horde of wild, starving wolves.
> You say "the promised place, here I come at last."
"What's that, Bob?"
"Nothing. Come on then, let's get some rest."
and you, the girl, and the priest fall asleep.
which never ends.
the end.